When mothers refer to their kids as "__ months old" when they are over the age of 11 months. Really? Your son is how old? 168 months? Well so is my 14 year old sister. That is why your kids celebrate birthdays every year...they have now become a year older.
Here's a hint: When you are bashfully chuckling about your pregnancy weight, 62 months sounds a lot lazier than 5 years...
Another thing that annoys me to no end are these "mommy blogs". I know I sound harsh because, yeah, at first it does sound like an adorable concept. But when you look around on these blogs, they are filled with women referring to themselves in third person as "mommy". (Made up) Example:
MommyOfJakeyand2preciousboysandaNewBabyEllaOnTheWay79:
"Today Jakey wouldn't stop clobbering Timmy on the head with his Tonka truck. Daddy talked to Jakey very calmly and made him sit in the naughty chair. In other news, Jakey has finally used to potty to make number two all by himself! At 84 months old too. He is so advanced."
I swear. These people are right up there with those people who send out those stupid family bulletins to their neighbors. If we cared about Timmy's baseball game, we would have gone to it. Hell, if we ever gave a crap about Timmy to begin with, we wouldn't have pretended we were on a 12 month overseas vacation just so you would stay the hell away from our house.
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